My jaw betrayed my self-proclaimed sapiosexual inner self and mind, as it dropped at at the sight of shirtless hunk flaunting his sexy abs with Greek looks. That was just the beginning until I found out he didn’t know how much is a mile in kilometers. I pushed my jaw up and took a breath.
Do you know how much is a mile in kilometer? Or Did you google it? Anyway know it, than be caught staring stupidly like that boy and make me feel awkward !
For a while my phone touch screen was malfunctioning . I mean, I tap on one app and some other app opens, it went so crazy ! I was not able to open whatsapp and locate anybody’s contact no. !! I panicked thinking my phone got corrupted.
I could not even switch my phone off. I still managed to do so and nothing was set right once I switched on the phone. The touch screen still acted crazy. LIKE IT WAS possessed or something . I was not able to type or browse. I did one thing but my phone executed something else. I , For example, touched an app in lower row and an app in upper row would open. Menu button would not work etc.,
I wondered what went wrong?? Did I receive a malware while sharing files with my friends or from my laptop?? And then it flashed what I did just few minutes before my phone got corrupt. I had recorded an hour long Pappu’s speech on my phone’s voice recorder. (I know I must be crazy)
It was too much for my ‘poor’ phone as its ‘state of mind’ was not right you see. As I bought my iPhone in India, on hearing Pappu’s speech it automatically new iCongress_2004_2014 OS which is corrupt. See that is the problem.
After deleting Pappu’s speech and updating iNaMo_for_2014 my iPhone. It’s just working fine and even better. My friend who is an expert at phones said that if the corrupt OS was not removed any sooner, my phone would have stop working .
As my phone was smart(I mean smart phone) it withstood for some time. Regular cellphone, low end models, china phone etc., with low IQ power of their OS will get corrupted easily. So, it is essential to upgrade the OS of these phones in order to curtail spread of the corrupt OS through Pappu’s speeches in future.
Further studies have shown that if Pappu’s speech can have so much of harmful impact on a phone, it surely is going to affect human brain in worst possible way. So, the researchers have urged people of India to refrain themselves from listening to Pappu’s speech.
Kindly share this serious (see, no smileys) and important information with your friends, family and even those unknown people in your friends on FB and followers on twitter.
PS: those who don’t know who Pappu and NaMo from Indian politics. Kindly Google it out. Congress like in any political party in India notorious for corruption, but it has set a touchstone which will intimidate any other party.
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target.
We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. After a few minutes, a sweet little voice broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught and said, “Mom, let’s run through the rain!” “What?” Mom asked.
“Let’s run through the rain!” She repeated.
“No, honey. We’ll wait until it slows down a bit,” Mom replied.
This young child waited about another minute and repeated, “Mom, let’s run through the rain.”
“We’ll get soaked if we do,” Mom said.
“No, we won’t, Mom. That’s not what you said this morning,” the young girl said as she tugged at her Mom’s arm.
“This morning? When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet?”
“Don’t you remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said, ‘If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!'”
The entire crowd stopped dead silent. I swear you couldn’t hear anything but the rain. We all stood silently. No one came or left in the next few minutes. Mom paused and thought for a moment about what she would say.
“Honey, you are absolutely right. Let’s run through the rain. If God let’s us get wet, well maybe we just needed washing,” Mom said.
Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they darted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They held their shopping bags over their heads just in case. They got soaked. But they were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars.
And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing.
Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can ever take away your precious memories… So, don’t forget to make time and take opportunities to make memories everyday. To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven.
I hope you still take the time to run through the rain.